Alberto E. Rodriguez / George De Sota / Facebook / Mark Mainz / Jamie McCarthy, Getty ImagesAs if it weren’t enough for our favorite musicians to have the title
of ‘rockstar’ — any man’s dream — some of these guys also have the
necessary essentials to make them the kings of all kings. Famous rockers can have any women they want, but the ones on our list
have settled down with some of the hottest females we’ve ever
seen. From Keith Richards to Bono to Slash,
the arm candy for each of these rockers gets even more beautiful with
age. They are powerful models, actresses, businesswomen and activists,
all with different backgrounds. But one thing is certain: They are the
hottest rockstar wives around.
Larry Busacca, Getty Images Kiss guitarist Paul Stanley has a lot more to be thankful for than just being in one of the most important and iconic rock bands of all time. Meet Erin Sutton, Stanley’s second wife and (we think he’d agree)
definitely the better half of the couple. Once his longtime girlfriend,
she became Mrs. Stanley in 2005 and together the couple quickly spawned
three children. Stanley’s got it pretty good, huh? When you’re old enough to have had
hip replacement surgeries and you still get to come home to a hot wife,
then you’d better bless your lucky stars.
Getty ImagesWho knew that curly headed Sammy Hagar would nab himself such a beautiful wife in Kari Hagar? Now known as Kari Hagar, she and the onetime Van Halen
frontman tied the knot in 1995, just one year after he and his ex-wife
divorced, now appropriately landing her on our Hottest Rockstar Wives
list. Together, the couple has two daughters, Karma and Samantha. One could only hope the girls resemble their beautiful mother.
Larry Busacca, Getty ImagesThere’s something to be said of a legendary rocker who’s still
together with his high school sweetheart, because that sh– just doesn’t
happen. Hardly ever. So kudos to Jon Bon Jovi, for managing not to screw up your marriage to the pretty Dorothea. Back in 1989, on a tour stop in Los Angeles, he took a hush-hush trip
to Vegas where he married Dorothea at the Graceland Wedding Chapel. The couple then had four children and have appeared to be in wedded bliss every since.
Ethan Miller, Getty ImagesFrom the female perspective, we have to say that Billie Perry and husband Joe Perry of Aerosmith both made out like bandits with their marriage. Not only is he on our own personal list (don’t judge), but if we
could age half as gracefully as Mrs. Perry, then we’d certainly look
forward to what the future holds. Married back in ’85 after meeting on the set of his ‘Black Velvet
Pants’ video two years prior, the Mrs got herself a particularly special
gift when her image appeared on one of Joe’s guitar, now famously
dubbed ‘The Billie Perry Guitar.’ Now if that’s not love.
Larry Busacca, Getty ImagesSally Humphreys might be the epitome of the hottest rockstar wives
motif, as she’s not only still in her 30′s, but she married a rocker
from one of the biggest bands, if not the biggest band ever. After just six months of courtship, she and Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood became engaged and officially tied the knot in December 2012. So they may be 31 years apart, but we’re pretty confident that any
young woman would be happy to fill her shoes (he’s in the Stones for
godsake). Not to mention Wood must drop to his knees daily and repeat this.
Andreas Rentz, Getty ImagesNot only is Trudie Styler a hot mama, but what makes her even more attractive is that she’s always attached to husband Sting‘s side. And we mean “attached” in the least eye-rolling of ways. Aside from being just some pretty eye candy for her hubby, the pair,
who wed in 1992, joined forces and founded the Rainforest Foundation,
and the actress/producer is also an Ambassador for UNICEF. A mother of four who does the world some good while managing to look like that… she basically walked onto this list.
Michael Loccisano, Getty ImagesOne of the top picks on our Hottest Rockstar Wives list is Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider‘s lovely and ever-so-sexy bride, Suzette Snider. The two have been married for 30 years — which for anyone is
remarkable, let alone a rocker — having held their ceremony on Oct. 21,
1981. At the time of their first encounter, Suzette Snider was working as a
costume designer. It’s still unknown whether or not she had a hand in
the drag-like attire Snider later donned with Twisted Sister.
Alberto E. Rodriguez, Getty ImagesIt’s really no shock to hear that Kiss‘s own Gene Simmons has a hot wife. For a dude that loves women, we knew he’d end up with a hottie to
call his own. And who better a match than his girlfriend of more than 25
years, Shannon Tweed? Of course, the title of bride didn’t come easy for her; even the Demon seemed shocked that he got hitched. But after years of putting it off, the couple made it official on
Oct. 1, 2011. And fans all around the world rejoiced as we watched it on
A&E’s ‘Gene Simmons Family Jewels.’ Though the two have been officially wed for a year, it hasn’t stopped
Simmons from continuing along with Kiss, who had a busy summer with a
2012 tour.
Stephen Lovekin, Getty ImagesAmerica’s favorite legendary glam rocker, David Bowie,
doesn’t just have it all in the world of classic rock; it turns out
Ziggy Stardust has one hot wife to boot: Somalia-born supermodel Iman. Bowie first met his future hot wife in 1990; the couple tied the knot two years later. But even before she hooked up with him, Iman was famed in the world
of fashion, modeling and for having an intelligently business-minded
career. Over the years, the supermodel has begun multiple businesses —
including Iman Cosmetics and Global Chic — and become an active member
in a number of charitable works. As for Bowie, he’s reduced his output of music over the years, but remains present in other facets of the industry, such as film.
George De Sota, Getty ImagesThe Cars‘ frontman Ric Ocasek could be the luckiest man in the world, because his wife — Paulina Porizkova — is super sexy. Having been the first Central European woman to grace the cover of
Sports Illustrated at the young age of 18, Porizkova’s career went on to
include more successes in modeling, television, acting and writing. It was during a 1984 video shoot for the Cars’ single ‘Drive’ that
Ocasek met the then-19-year-old model for the first time — she starred
in the clip. They married five years later. She has since made appearances numerous television shows while also authoring several books. And as for her husband? The Cars released their first album in 24 years, ‘Move Like This,’ back in May 2011.
Alberto E. Rodriguez, Getty ImagesShe might have turned heads for being James Bond’s sexy sidekick, but today, Barbara Bach is the sexy sidekick — and wife — of Ringo Starr. Starting her career as a model, Bach began acting in her 20s and
found small successes until her break in the 1977 James Bond film, ‘The
Spy Who Loved Me,’ a role that would make her a sex symbol the world
over. The couple met on the set of ‘Caveman’ — for which they both starred in — and were married just about 14 months later. Together, Starr and Bach remain heavy supporters of various charities, having begun the Lotus Foundation. Be on the look out for another member of the Bach family coming up farther down our list.
Mark Mainz, Getty ImagesRolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards might be a rock ‘n’ roll star, but he’s also a husband. Considering he’s married to model/actress/bombshell Patti Hansen, he probably isn’t complaining much. They first caught each other’s eye in 1979, and have gone on to have a
lengthy marriage, lasting nearly 30 years. The couple got hitched on
Dec. 18, 1983, Richards’ 40th birthday. And with arm candy as hot as Hansen, it’s no wonder their two daughters — Theodora and Alexandra — made our 17 Hottest Rockstar Daughters list. Yet with all of the beauty he has at at home, it seems Richards can’t
keep from churning out the tunes both in the studio and onstage.
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Rachel Bilson bares bikini body while snorkeling with Hayden Christensen
Rachel
Bilson is one Barbadian beauty! The 31-year-old actress is soaking up
every minute of her Caribbean vacation with beau Hayden Christensen as
the starlet was spotted baring her beach body for a snorkeling session
on Monday.
Rachel Bilson and boyfriend Hayden Christensen engage
is some snorkeling while visiting the Barbados. The former "O.C." star
looked stunning, showing off her makeup-free face and donning a black
teeny bikini. Bilson looked as content as can be swimming with her
32-year-old other half, who she has been dating on and off for six
years.
Frazer Harrison, Getty ImagesWhat’s it like to be married to one of the best guitarists of all time? We’d have to ask Perla Ferrar, wife of former lead guitarist of Guns N’ Roses and current Velvet Revolver guitarist/co-founder Slash, for the answer. Despite having walked down the aisle with arguably one of the coolest
guys in rock ‘n’ roll, Ferrar hits our list with a fury as being one of
the hottest rockstar wives around. She and Slash tied the knot on Oct.
15, 2001. Perhaps we have her hotness to thank for keeping the rockstar around
so long. Rumor says that it was Ferrar who’s helped keep the guitarist
clean and sober since 2006. Today, Slash continues to rock, having just released ‘Apocalyptic Love‘, his second studio solo album this year.
Gareth Cattermole, Getty ImagesWhether or not you believe the idiom ‘third time’s a charm’ to be
valid or a mere superstition, in this marriage it’s proven to be true. In his third attempt at wedlock, rocker Rod Stewart hit the jackpot and shacked up with the beautiful Penny Lancaster — now Penny Lancaster-Stewart. A former fitness trainer, photographer and model for the designer
Ultimo, Lancaster and Stewart married on June 16, 2007, in a way that
only the ‘Do Ya Think I’m Sexy,’ and ‘Tonight’s The Night [Gonna Be
Alright]‘ singer can deliver, aboard a yacht off the coast of Italy. Stewart just released his autobiography, titled, ‘Rod: The Autobiography.’
Jamie McCarthy, Getty ImagesAli Hewson might be the wife of U2 frontman Bono, but next to him she stands as an independent entity, maintaining a career as a businesswoman/activist. The couple began their relationship in the ’70s, before the Irish
rockers ever made it as one of music’s most influential bands. They
married in August 1982. Hewson is the founder of the EDUN fashion company, which fosters fair
trade with third world nations along with seeking to secure the
abolishment of sweatshops. And while activism seems to run in their relationship — with both
Hewson and Bono being vital contributors to numerous charities — this
Irish hottie has no qualms about enjoying the fact that she’s married to
one of rock’s coolest stars.
FacebookModel, stylist, fashionista and occasional porn star Josie Stevens could easily take the crown for the Hottest Rockstar Wife. The alluring blonde married guitarist Steve Stevens — who has been associated with acts such as Billy Idol and Vince Neil — back in Dec. 2008, following eight years of dating. And while her husband holds the reigns in rock music, it’s hard to miss Stevens’ successes in her own business ventures. Having graced the pages of countless magazines, Stevens also runs her
own line of clothing and a candle line and has worked with television
networks in hair and makeup.
Jeffrey Mayer, Getty ImagesSheryl Goddard, the love lady and sexy wife of rocker Alice Cooper, makes our list of the Hottest Rockstar Wives. The couple married back in 1976, when Goddard was working as a
ballerina instructor and choreographer, occasionally performing in
Cooper’s show up until 1982. To this day, their nearly four-decade long marriage proves that a lasting relationship is possible in the world of rock. And while no marriage is easy, with theirs hitting a couple of rocky
spots, today the hottie still clings to the rocker’s arm — as long as a
boa constrictor isn’t there first.
Jason Merritt, Getty ImagesNext on our list is the ageless Marjorie Bach, wife of Eagles guitarist Joe Walsh. If you hadn’t noticed, her surname matches another rockstar wife on our list, Mrs. Ringo Starr — Barbara Bach. The sisters seemed to have scored two-fold: not only are they married
to a couple of rock’s greatest legends, but they also appear to be
getting hotter with age. Walsh and Bach got hitched back in 2008, making him the brother-in-law to Ringo Starr and the luckiest guy in rock ‘n’ roll. A gorgeous wife and nearly related to a Beatle? Yeah, we’d take that life.
Chad Buchanan, Getty ImagesDo yourself a favor and grab a drool cup, because otherwise you may
short-circuit your computer if you stare at Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor‘s wife for too long. This is Mariqueen Maandig, and she’s certainly one of the most gorgeous rockstar wives ever. But what’s even cooler is that she’s a rockstar in her own right. She
was the singer in the band West Indian Girl, and now she’s currently
making music with Reznor in the group How To Destroy Angels. Trent, we
know that you’ve suffered from depression in the past and turned your
pain into some incredible music, but with this girl on your arm, we know
you wake up every morning singing R.E.M.’s ‘Shiny Happy People.’
Even if Rob Zombie‘s
wife was an unfortunate member of the living dead, we would let her eat
us alive in order to preserve the hotness of Sheri Moon Zombie. Any filmmaker could just throw their wife into a movie to avoid a
vicious tongue-lashing, but Sheri Moon Zombie contributed a fantastic
character (Baby Firefly) to Rob Zombie’s ‘House of 1000 Corpses’ and
‘The Devil’s Rejects.’ Also having appeared in her husband’s ‘Halloween’
remakes, Sheri isn’t only red-hot, but genuinely talented, as well.
Ethan Miller, Getty ImagesAcclaimed System of a Down vocalist and solo musician Serj Tankian
was probably doing “aerial” backflips when he married his longtime
“suite-pee” — the stunningly beautiful Angela Madatyan — on June 9,
2012. Tying the knot only a month before his third solo album, ‘Harakiri,’
hit the shelves, the newly married Serj Tankian caught himself a truly
gorgeous bride. Much respect, Serj.
UniversalBlessthefall‘s Beau
Bokan is married to fellow musician Lights (born Valerie Anne
Poxleitner). Bokan joined Blessthefall in 2009 after original singer
Craig Mabbitt left the band to join Escape the Fate. On May 12 of 2012,
Bokan married the electropop singer, who had her name legally changed to
Lights. The 25-year-old Lights is the daughter of missionary parents and
spent a large portion of her childhood living in places such as the
Philippines, Jamacia, Ontario and British Columbia. Lights released her
first album, ‘The Listening,’ in 2009, which was followed by ‘Siberia’
in 2011.
Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder is married to a model? Get right outta town! His wife, Jill McCormick, is mesmerizingly gorgeous. Nearing six feet in height, McCormick married Eddie Vedder in
September 2010, ten years after the musician divorced his first wife,
Beth Liebling. Vedder and McCormick have two daughters together, who
unfortunately, when they’re old enough, will keep hearing how hot their
mother is from all their guy friends.
Frank Mullen / Wire Image, Getty ImagesAbby Gennet isn’t only the super hot wife of Fuel
frontman Brett Scallions, but she’s also the frontwoman of New York
alternative rock band Slunt. Gennet began writing songs in 2000, taking
time to find the musicians that would eventually form Slunt in 2002, who
have released two studio albums and one EP. Gennet also plays guitar
for the Los Angeles all-female band Riot Brides. The female musician has also worked for MTV and VH1 as a VJ in the
early 2000s. She and Scallions have two sons together — Jagger and
Sawyer. Gennet can currently be seen on Fuse’s ‘Rock N’ Roll Acid Test.’
E! OnlineThis woman is 40?! Well done, Duff McKagan,
you married a gorgeous lady. Susan Holmes-McKagan is a model (surprise,
surprise), swimwear designer and a one-time cast member on the E!
network’s reality show ‘Married to Rock.’ Holmes-McKagan has appeared on the covers of Vogue, Elle, Marie Claire and the sacred Playboy magazine. The former Guns N’ Roses bassist married Susan in August 1999 and the couple have two children together.
Mandy Little, Bombshell PinupsThere are hot chicks who are content with simply bagging themselves a
rock star, but it takes a special kind of woman to tie the knot with a
killing machine from outer space. Nicole Roberts is the wife of GWAR
drummer JizMak Da Gusha. You may have actually seen Nicole at a GWAR
show, as she helps out with selling the band’s merch. When not acting as
an accessory to GWAR’s international killing spree, she co-owns a
flower shop and enjoys modeling, cooking, snowboarding, skateboarding
and making up voices for cute little animals. As you can see, JizMak is
one lucky, lucky … uhhh … thing.
E! OnlineJane’s Addiction frontman Perry Farrell
landed himself a super hot wife after meeting the Hong Kong-born Etty
Lau in 1997. The siren was hired as a dancer for Jane’s Addiction’s
‘Relapse’ tour and has remained a swaying staple of Perry Farrell’s
projects for many years. Apparently impressed by Perry’s immense collection of shiny pants,
Etty Lau married the musician in 2002, becoming Etty Lau Farrell. Along
with a handful of other stunning rockstar wives, Etty was seen on the E!
network’s ‘Married to Rock’ reality show.
We here at Loudwire are comfortable enough in our collective masculinity to admit that Chris Cornell is a very handsome man, and thus, it’s no surprise that his wife is a stunning beauty. The Soundgarden frontman married gorgeous brunette Vicky Karayiannis shortly after his divorce from first wife Susan Silver. Karayiannis gets more hot points for looking this good even after
birthing two of Cornell’s children. She gave birth to Cornell’s second
daughter, Toni, in 2004 and the musician’s only son, Christopher
Nicholas, in 2005. With Soundgarden back together after a long hiatus,
things are looking good for Cornell both on and off the stage.
Ethan Miller, Getty ImagesCan’t … stop … drooling. This beautiful young lady is Janine DeJesus, the wife of Adelitas Way singer Rick DeJesus. Having previously lived in San Diego, Calif., this gorgeous woman now calls Sin City home. If Janine has never been a model, we can rightly assume that she’s
never owned a mirror, seen her reflection while passing by a window or
looking into a pond, and that she’s never had a conversation with
another human being. What we’re trying to say here is that she’s hot!
And, one more thing: Rick DeJesus … well done!
You may know singer Josh Todd for his music with Buckcherry
or his massive amount of tattoos, but what we’re about to tell you will
change your entire perspective of the man. Josh Todd is the keeper of
the Continuum Transfunctioner. Don’t believe us? It explains how Todd snatched up a woman like Mitzi
Martin. You may recognize the model and actress from ‘Dude, Where’s My
Car?’, where she portrayed the leader of the ‘evil space sluts,’ an
alien coalition devoted to destroying the universe.
FacebookDisturbed frontman David Draiman has sold over 13 million albums worldwide, but that accomplishment doesn’t begin to compare with catching this babe. This smoking hot woman is Lena Yada-Draiman, a model, actress,
professional tandem surfer and former professional wrestler for WWE.
Yada and Draiman tied the knot in September 2011. There’s certainly
nothing disturbing about her!
Michael Buckner, Getty ImagesMachine Head guitarist Phil Demmel managed to snag himself one of metal music’s most swooned-after performers; Bleeding Through keyboardist Marta Peterson. The prominent female musician has contributed to five Bleeding
Through albums and has graced the cover of Revolver’s 2010 ‘Hottest
Chicks in Metal’ calendar, much to the delight of male metalheads
everywhere. Demmel and Peterson tied the knot in October 2012.
Slayer frontman Tom Araya
may have helped create the most demonic music in metal history, but
he’s a family man at heart. And who wouldn’t be with a wife like this? In fact, both Tom and Sandra have tattoos of each other on their
arms, accompanied by ink of their two children. If there’s one thing
that’s more annoying than hearing how awesome your dad is, it’s probably
your friends telling you that your mom is hot!
InterscopeIt may seem strange to add No Doubt singer Gwen Stefani to our list,
especially since she’s more famous than her rockstar husband, Bush‘s Gavin Rossdale. Whether or not you’re into No Doubt, we can all enjoy Stefani’s incredibly fit physique. The two musicians met in 1995 while their bands toured together. The
couple married in 2002, with the duo choosing to keep their relationship
low-key in order to avoid rabid media attention. Rossdale and Stefani
have two children together, who are destined to grow up and become as
dreamy as their parents. That’s right, we just called Gavin Rossdale
dreamy!
Larry Busacca, Getty ImagesFoo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl
has dated some talented people in the past, such as Winona Ryder,
Melissa Auf der Maur (Smashing Pumpkins, Hole) and Louise Post (Veruca
Salt), but the famed musician married Jordyn Blum in 2003. Although Blum remains classy when walking the red carpet with Grohl,
she’s no stranger to the plunging neckline. Grohl and his blue-eyed
beauty have two daughters together, Violet Maye in 2006 and Harper
Willow in 2009.
FacebookAnother model?! We can’t really complain. This particular young lady,
Valary Sanders, credited as Valary DiBenedetto in prior modeling and
acting gigs, is the wife of Avenged Sevenfold singer M. Shadows. There are plenty of pictures out there of Valary with black or brown hair, but she looks especially scorching as a blonde.
Dimitrios Tambours / Jamie McCarthy / Gareth Cattermole / Frazer Harrison / Gareth Cattermole, Getty ImagesIt may be strange for fans of classic rock to realize this, but the
baby girls of your rock gods are no longer children. They are now fully
grown, self-sufficient women, and many have germinated into beautiful,
elegant girls. Actually let’s be blunt — a lot of rock star daughters
are just plain hot. In truth, very hot. From Alice Cooper to Gene Simmons to David Lee Roth,
the female offspring of our favorite rockers are all making their own
paths in life, most very successfully. You’ll find fashion designers,
actresses, singers, philanthropists (and yes, one hot Playboy Actress ) on our list
of the hottest rock star daughters. Enjoy!
Her father Roger Waters may be famous worldwide for his tenure in Pink Floyd
and his solo career, but India Waters is definitely forging her own
path. This lovely young daughter has had a rather successful run as a
model in recent years. Waters has provided an interesting look for album covers from Green Nuns of the Revolution and Queens of the Stone Age in recent years. She’s also modeled for DeBeers, Amica magazine, Bare magazine, Frost French, Monsoon, and Vogue. But what about music? Water got a taste of her father’s life as a
young girl when she lent her voice for usage on his 1987 album, ‘Radio K.A.O.S,’ but, so far, she’s not been anxious to follow in his musical path.
Lauren Harris – 20 of 2 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Gareth Cattermole, Getty ImagesLauren Harris is quite stunning, but don’t let that make you forget this girl can seriously rock. Harris, the daughter of Iron Maiden bassist Steve Harris, decided to follow in dear old dad’s footsteps and has been establishing herself in the music industry over the last few years. The vocalist got a giant boost to start her career, as she opened for
Iron Maiden during their late 2006 and early 2007. But it didn’t take
Lauren long to tire of the solo life, and she set about putting together
a band. Harris obviously has an eye for talent, as one of her initial musical
partners was a talented guitarist named Richie Faulkner. However, it
didn’t take long for Faulkner’s talent to shine through, and he was
snapped up by Judas Priest to take over for K.K. Downing. Despite the loss of Faulkner, Harris forged ahead and formed the new group Six Hour Sundown with holdover drummer Olly Smith and new members guitarists Tom Gentry and James Bennett and bassist Mitch Witham.
Frances Bean Cobain – 20 of 3 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Facebook: Frances CobainWhen Frances Bean Cobain entered the world, she was already in the spotlight. Her father, Kurt Cobain, was the leader of the hottest rock band in the world, Nirvana, and her mother, Courtney Love, was doing solid in her own right as the vocalist for Hole. As Frances grew into a young woman, she took an interest in art and
actually debuted a collection of her artwork that she created under the
pseudonym “Fiddle Tim” at a Los Angeles gallery. In 2006, she also began
modeling. She famously appeared in ‘Elle’ magazine wearing her father’s
famous brown cardigan and pajama pants. She also appeared in a spread
for ‘Harper’s Bazaar’ magazine. Cobain has also dabbled some in music, turning up on a song from
Evelyn Evelyn called ‘My Space’ in 2010. The same year she also gained
control of her late father’s estate and now controls the publicity
rights to Kurt Cobain’s name and image.
Frazer Harrison, Getty ImagesMost people don’t even know that the ultra-hot Minka Kelly is the daughter of former Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay. They’re more familiar with her acting roles on ‘Charlie’s Angels’ or ‘Friday Night Lights.’ Are we missing anything? Oh right… and she’s known for dating Derek
Jeter of the New York Yankees. Wonder if she got a gift basket. As with so many gorgeous actresses, Minka started as a model. But it
wasn’t easy from the get go. She worked as a receptionist and a scrub
tech while going on auditions. Fast forward to now, with Minka Kelly one
of the hottest women on the planet. Kinda doubtful she’ll have a 9-5
job again WOW.
Stephen Lovekin, Getty ImagesWe figured we might as well put perhaps the most famous rockstar daughter on our list. So here’s Liv Tyler, daughter of Aerosmith‘s own Steven Tyler (though she was unaware of it until the age of 8), a flawlessly gorgeous and well-established actress. She’s not eye candy, thrown a role or two because of her famous
dad. No, she’s the type that stars in big films that go on to become
franchises, including Lord of the Rings ( parts 1, 2 AND 3), Armageddon,
and even the Incredible Hulk. Is it just the Tyler genes? Who knows, but she’s not the only Tyler daughter here on our list.
Elizabeth Jagger – 20 of 6 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Gareth Cattermole, Getty ImagesAre you surprised that Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger, would have had such amazing kids? Elizabeth Scarlett Jagger — at the young age of 28 — is an
uber-successful model, working for Tommy Hilfiger and representing the
Spanish fashion line Mango. It shouldn’t be a total surprise that this
girl is gorgeous. Her mother is the former hottie, model and actress
Jerry Hall. Yeah, now you get it. Prepare yourself to see more Jagger’s on our list because Elizabeth
isn’t the only hot offspring of his you’ll meet on this list.
Calico Cooper – 20 of 7 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Frazer Harrison, Getty ImagesFor fans, rocker Alice Cooper is not only a musician but someone who throws elaborate stage shows filled with shocking scenes equal to a horror movie. It wouldn’t be atypical to experience a concert containing
guillotines, electric chairs, blood (fake obviously) and yes, that famed
boa constrictor. Seeing Alice Cooper was a theatrical show. But for now 31-year-old Calico Cooper — that was daddy at work. Perhaps Cooper inspired her, because this hot rockstar daughter decided to start performing in her father’s show in 2000. Who wouldn’t want to get up there and experience the terrifying and sometimes disturbing experience of seeing Cooper in action? Like father like daughter.
Kimberly Stewart – 20 of 8 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Gareth Cattermole, Getty ImagesThe beautiful Kimberly Stewart seems to have it all: fame, money and even a child courtesy of actor Benicio del Toro. As the 33-year-old daughter of singer Rod Stewart,
she perhaps grew up with some of the finer things in life, but that
doesn’t mean she hasn’t stepped away and created her own niche in the
world. Over the years Kim has had successful stabs at acting (even once for
Judd Apatow) and fashion/modeling for Tommy Hilfiger and some of the
world’s most popular magazines. Staying true to rock royalty, Kim was linked for a time to Jack Osbourne, son of Ozzy Osbourne. In fact, when her breast implants were removed back in 2005, they were given to Jack as a present. How… nice? But she’s hot, so it’s cool. As for her papa, you can read all about Rod in his new autobiography.
Frazer Harrison, Getty ImagesThis 29-year-old doesn’t just have rock ‘n’ roll in her blood, she’s also got it pouring in from other parts of her family. Lucy Walsh is the gorgeous daughter of Eagles guitarist Joe Walsh and the niece of some guy named Ringo Starr. Two for two. Not bad! In our opinion, this hottie stands out among the rest of the rockstar
daughters in that she is a classically trained pianist as well as a
pre-professional ballerina. Walsh is also involved in philanthropy, working with children’s
hospitals where she both teaches and also plays for the patients. Good Lord, she’s hot AND a good person? This might just be a favorite daughter yet.
Lara Johnston – 20 of 10 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Alberto E. Rodriguez, Getty ImagesIt’s hard to believe that hottie Lara Johnston is the daughter of Doobie Brothers
founder Tom Johnston. Perhaps if he were to get rid of his
catepiller-esque mustache we might be able to see some resemblance, but
we don’t really need it. We’re more than please seeing Lara as she is. The beautiful singer/songwriter has been able to share the stage and bill with topnotch acts such as Willie Nelson, Huey Lewis and the News, Kiss, Lynyrd Skynyrd… and of course, The Doobie Brothers. Back in 2011, Johnston was an ‘American Idol’ participant, getting
eliminated at the ‘group round’ stage of the competition. Luckily, it
hasn’t seemed to slowed her career down at all.
Bijou Phillips – 20 of 11 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Frazer Harrison, Getty ImagesNot only is this rockstar daughter insanely hot and successful, but she’s also quite clearly a successful, independent woman. Daughter of The Mamas & The Papas leader John Phillips, Bijou Phillips is a well-known model, actress, and even a singer. She ventured into modeling at a very young age, gracing the cover of
Vogue at the age of 13. She then went on to pose in an array of
publications and clothing lines and earn herself a rather successful
acting career. And hey, maybe she’s got a thing for the ’70s. Word has it she’s
married to the longtime star of ‘That 70′s Show,’ Danny Masterson.
Jason Merritt, Getty ImagesAC/DC
bassist Cliff Williams must realize he’s paying back some sort of karmic
debt, as he now must try to protect his own offspring from exactly the
kind of mayhem his band often sings about. The reason being that his daughter, Erin Lucas, is ever so dangerously pretty. And if you’re wondering where you’ve see this rockstar daughter
before, we can surmise just what kind of television you watch. We’re not
judging! Sure enough, the younger Lucas had made big waves by starring on the MTV reality show ‘The City’. Currently, she hosts ‘Sex & Relationships,’ which airs on CurrentTV.
Alexandra Richards – 20 of 13 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Marc Stamas, Getty ImagesA huge shout out must go to legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards and actress/model Patti Hansen. Their daughter — 26-year-old Alexandra Richards — is absolutely stunning. Yes, we’re serious. Keith Richards is the father! The rockstar’s daughter also appears to be quite the renaissance
woman. She has modeled for the pages of Vogue, Vanity Fair, Harpers
Bazaar, and even the French Playboy (we’ll wait for you to look it up). Apart from earning a living from her great looks — which thankfully
were taken mainly from her mother — Richards is an artist and of course,
a DJ. We’re not sure if Papa Richards is digging the DJ side, but surely he’s happy his baby girl is musical.
Avy Lee Roth – 20 of 14 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
ClubAvyLeeRoth.comWe promised there’d be a porn star somewhere on our list of the
hottest rockstar daughters – meet Avy Lee Roth, the reported child of
the one and only “Diamond” David Lee Roth of Van Halen fame. Apparently, the famous singer is pretty hush-hush about whether or
not the two are related, but according to Avy, she’s without a doubt the
singer’s daughter. Do they have the same looks? It’s hard to tell. But the undeniable
truth is when this hottie was conceived Roth was with a plentiful amount
of beautiful women. So maybe the odds are in Avy’s favor. And while we’re told Avy isn’t in the business anymore, her father
just won’t stop rocking, having recently released his first album with
Van Halen in 28 years.
Chelsea Tyler – 20 of 15 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Jamie McCarthy, Getty ImagesOn his long and sometimes treacherous pat down the road of rock, somehow Aerosmith‘s Steven Tyler was able to stop and have some really gorgeous kids. 23-year-old Chelsea Tyler is the second of Tyler’s kids to appear on our list. Two daughters. Both hot. Well done, sir! Like so many rockstar daughters before her, once the media and
modeling agencies were able to see that she kept only the best part of
her father’s looks, Tyler was offered an array of jobs. She served as the model for the Andrew Charles collection of clothing
along with her father, who happened to be the inspiration for the line. As for the Aerosmith frontman, he recently left the FOX megahit
‘American Idol’ and went back to tour with the band that made him
famous.
Lily Collins – 20 of 16 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Frazer Harrison, Getty ImagesLily Collins — the hot daughter of Genesis drummer Phil Collins
— is building a career for herself at the young age of 23, one that
seems certain to allow her to escape the shadows of her father’s
success. The young actress/model has appeared on the small screen and silver
screen, with roles in ’90210,’ ‘The Blind Side,’ and most recently as
the star of ‘Mirror Mirror,’ alongside Julia Roberts. The latter awarded her a 2012 Teen Choice Award. Daddy Collins is mostly retired from rock music, but surely the
legendary musician must be extremely proud at the strides his young
offspring has made.
Theodora Richards – 20 of 17 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Jamie McCarthy, Getty ImagesYep, another Rolling Stones daughter makes our list for being insanely hot. And yes, somehow it’s another birth child of Keith Richards. It seems that while these guys not only know how to rock the stage,
they’re pretty good at picking women with which to have beautiful
children. Born to model/actress Patti Hansen and the Stones guitarist, Theodora
Richards is now 27-years-old and gaining attention in more ways than
one. Back in 2006, she was asked to model for Tommy Hilfiger and has since
graced the pages of magazines, clothing lines and even newspapers. And while all that is exciting in and of itself, it was her recent
2011 bust that showed us she’s got a little bit of rock star running
through her veins.She was arrested in New York for inking a nunnery with
graffiti while holding marijuana. There’s Keith Richards’ spirit.
Sophie Simmons – 20 of 18 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Jason Merritt, Getty ImagesThe Demon of Kiss may not be happy to hear us point this out, but his daughter is incredibly hot. Spurred largely by the success of ‘Gene Simmons Family Jewels,’ Sophie Simmons has been desired more than ever by fans all across the world. With a rock star father and a former Playboy Playmate mother, it was
hard to know if more of the beauty or the beast would emerge within
Sophie. Gladly, worries were laid aside when she started growing up. The Simmons’ daughter is also a true humanitarian, working hard to
promote a number of charities on the popular television show and in her
home life. And while the family just finished the last season of ‘Family
Jewels,’ Papa Simmons spent the summer of 2012 on the road, proving that
rock just doesn’t die.
Georgia May Jagger – 20 of 19 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Valerie Macon, Getty ImagesAgain with the good looking Mick Jagger offspring! Well, we shouldn’t be surprised, seeing as how the Rolling Stones singer has paired up with some of the world’s most beautiful women over the years. Such is true of his daughter, Georgia May Jagger, whose mother is model and actress Jerry Hall. The 20-year-old is the youngest female child of the once-upon-a-time
twosome — falling in line as number five of seven kids for Jagger,
spread throughout four different women. Georgia Jagger, while still young, has already turned heads in the
fashion crowd — grabbing the attention of numerous publications
and conducting a spread of self portraits for I-D Magazine. As for her parents? Jerry Hall is dating an Austrailian millionaire,
and Mick Jagger is celebrating the Rolling Stones’ 50th anniversary.
Kelly Osbourne – 20 of 20 Hottest Rockstar Daughters
Dimitrios Kambouris, Getty ImagesLet’s just be forthright and say Kelly Osbourne is incredibly hot. Struggling with weight is never easy. And in her case, not only was
it difficult; it was also public. But sure enough, Osbourne broke
through and is consistently making headlines for her dedications to her
diet and total transformation. Now, at the still-young-age of 27, the daughter of Ozzy
and Sharon Osbourne has left behind the old days and gone into the
business of fashion design. She’s also become a correspondent for
comedienne Joan Rivers’ E! television show, ‘Fashion Police.’ And what about her parents? Well, they’re doing okay. Ozzy is still doing his part as the Prince of Darkness — reuniting with most of Black Sabbath for Lollapalooza 2012 — and Sharon continues making hilarious remarks on NBC’s ‘America’s Got Talent.’ All in all, the Osbournes have it pretty good.
I like long walks on the beach, sunsets and … just kidding. I do like
a good beach stroll, though. And after this weird winter-ish
blast—which magically disappears mid-afternoon and then returns at
night—I’m happy to be back on the beach with kiddo in tow. But as much
as I love the beach, that’s how much I hate the ocean. For some reason,
my family let me watch a Jaws marathon once when we were on
vacation in Destin, Florida (that’s lower Alabama for those of you who
haven’t ventured there). There I sat, watching the great white rip
innocent swimmers limb from limb. Afterward, someone from the group shut
off the TV and said, “OK, let’s hit the beach.” My first thought: Are
you kidding me? I couldn’t even get in the pool without eyeballing the
deep end, fully expecting a fin to surface at any second. Two decades
later and little’s changed. Anytime I think about going further than
ankle deep, the dah-dum, dah-dum track cues up in my brain and I get my
ship back to shore. The way I see it, they need fodder for shark week
and as long as I stay out of the water, it won’t be me. Besides, my Kaanas espadrilles are too cute for me to go missing
feet. Like them? They’re made by Wayuu tribe in Colombia who weave to
sustain themselves and their families. It’s a pretty cool brand. Get the
whole scoop here. Speaking of
sustainability, check out my fab beach bag from American-made brand
Carter & Co. No more digging around for sunscreen and glasses,
thanks to a million deep pockets. The handles are made from sustainable
resources. And the open ends mean getting the hitchhiking sand out super
easy. Kinda brilliant.
Guy Ritchie‘s fiancé Jacqui Ainsley stepped out with their son Rafael,
20 months, and their 6-month-old daughter in Beverly Hills, Calif. on
Monday (May 20). This marks the first time we’ve spotted their baby
girl. She’s adorable! Guy and Jacqui have remained mum on their daughter’s name. “We can confirm that Guy and Jacqui are the proud parents of a new
baby girl. Mother and baby are doing well,” his rep said in November.
This will be the second marriage for the Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows director. He is already dad to sons Rocco, 12, and David, 7, with his ex-wife, Queen of Pop Madonna. The director and the Material Mom, 54, divorced in 2008 after eight years together.
Jenny McCarthy criticized for vaccination beliefs on Twitter
November 18, 2012. Jenny McCarthy arrives at the 40th American Music Awards in Los Angeles, California.
An innocuous question Jenny McCarthy posted on Twitter took an
unexpected turn when she was barraged with criticism regarding her views
on vaccination, Us Weely reports. “What is the most important personality trait you for in a mate?
Reply using #JennyAsks,” "The View" co-host asked her 1.3 million
Twitter followers. “Somebody who gets that refusing vaccines because of ‘toxins’ and
then shilling for e-cigs makes you a pathetic hypocrite,” wrote one
person while another added, “Someone who doesn’t spread false info
causing disease.”
Some of the tweets were barbed but funny, “Someone who think vaccines
are safe, Botox is poisonous and who doesn’t pick their nose and eat it
on MTV," wrote one. McCarthy, whose 11-year-old son Evan was diagnosed with autism in
2005 has been outspoken in her belief that vaccines are linked to autism
in children. In a 2008 appearance on Larry King, McCarthy said, “Isn’t
it ironic, in 1983 there were 10 shots and now there’s 36 and the rise
of autism happened at the same time?” She also pleaded for mercury and
“toxins” in vaccines to be removed during the interview. McCarthy is not the only celebrity to believe there is a link.
Kristin Cavallari, who is pregnant with her second child, recently
revealed to Fox Business that she and her husband Jay Cutler have not
vaccinated their son Camden, 18 months.
She also received a barrage of nasty comments last January when a
false report swirled that her son doesn’t have autism. She shot back
calling the rumors, “blatantly inaccurate and completely ridiculous,” on
her Twitter account.
The 41-year-old responded to her critics on Monday, writing "Thank you
to all the haters who tweet my name. You make my Q SCORE higher and
higher. It's because of you I continue to work. Thank you!
ABC Jenny McCarthy Joins 'The View' And Instantly Sparks Outrage
On
Monday morning, Jenny McCarthy was officially named the new co-host of
"The View." By Monday afternoon, she could unofficially be called the
series' most controversial addition yet. McCarthy's got an unusual
resume for a mainstream talk show host: Playboy Playmate, MTV game show host,
parody film star, parenting author, and one of the biggest public
opponents of childhood vaccines. It's that last line on her C.V. that's
sparking the outrage bubbling up on social media after Monday's
announcement.
"Sickened that @theviewtv is going to give anti-vaccination zealot Jenny McCarthy a bigger platform," tweeted Feminist author Jessica Valenti.
"ABC
and the View should be ashamed of themselves. Jenny McCarthy deserves
to be on some History conspiracy show, not network television," tweeted The Guardian's Harry Enten.
"The View? I for one am immune to her charms," culture critic Mo Rocca quipped, pun intended.
Comedian and TV writer Julie Klausner,
meanwhile, imagined the boardroom decision transpiring as follows:
"Hmm. Child killers, child killers. Is John Wayne Gacy...? Not female.
Susan Smith? Out of the demo. Ooh! Jenny McCarthy!" — The View casting"
So McCarthy wasn't everyone's first choice to join the rotating roundtable of opinions. After co-hosts Joy Behar and Elizabeth Hasselback
left for new, rounder tables at the end of this season, the show needed
some new fire-starters, and possibly, some more carriers of
foot-in-mouth disease. If there's any surefire way to keep viewers
attentive, it's through outrage.
In "The View's" hall of fame
there's Sherri Shepherd's take on the shape of the world (it's flat),
Starr Jones' wedding, Whoopi Goldberg's defense of Mel Gibson, and
Hasselback's repeated run-ins with public opinion. They've all
contributed to the fact that we still care about an old show's new
co-host, after so many have come and gone. (Remember Rosie? And what
about the great search for Lisa Ling?)
The secret formula for the
show's success borrows from "American Idol": watching a train-wreck
moment is part of the fun, especially when they merit a verbal
punishment from Walters—aka, daytime's Simon Cowell.
Walters' on-camera announcement
suggested McCarthy will provide plenty more opportunities for both. "She
can be serious and outrageous," said Walters, carefully pointing to McCarthy's "fresh point of view."
That view includes the assertion that vaccinations triggered her
child's autism, and that vaccinating children to prevent infectious
diseases causes more harm than good. Needless to say, her views aren't
favored by the medical community, or by writers, like Slate's Phil Plait, who recently asked readers to campaign against McCarthy's new gig.
"McCarthy’s views constitute, in my opinion, a threat to public
health," writes Plait. "And even if she doesn’t talk about any of her
nonsensical health ideas on the show, the very fact that she now has
this co-host position gives her a tacit credibility to the viewer."
But not everyone's
taking McCarthy's new role so seriously. After Walters made her on-air
announcement today, exiting co-host Behar sent a congratulatory tweet to
McCarthy, with a warning. "Congrats @JennyMcCarthy on your new gig at @theviewtv. Watch out for Barbara's wandering hands!"
Backdoor
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham won’t be appearing in Playboy anytime soon.
Sorry, but you’ll just have to get by with all the topless pics she
posts online for free. Apparently Abraham tried to get Playboy to hire
her for a photo shoot, but they passed. Twice. According to TMZ — Sources tell us,
the star of “Backdoor Teen Mom” reached out to the men’s magazine
following her sex tape release about appearing fully nude in an upcoming
issue … one of her lifelong dreams. But the mag said no way, hoe-sé.
That didn’t stop Farrah from trying one more time though — we’re told
she reached out again last month … and the magazine shot back with a
SECOND NO, saying they just didn’t have enough room for her.
Kendra Wilkinson
is a tanned, platinum-blond Playboy Model from Southern California who
refers to Olive Garden as "my soul food." Which would seem to be exactly
the sort of culinary embrace that one would expect from Hugh Hefner's
live-in girlfriend, no? It's really quite a revealing bit of Americana.
But Olive Garden itself wants to cater exclusively to waddling
suburbanites, and fears that Wilkinson's sexy sexual sexuality will,
somehow, scare away the clean customers. But why?
One official says the company has tried to walk a fine
line with its response, maintaining the chain's wholesome image without
alienating potential customers. "I don't feel comfortable talking about
this...because it is a complicated issue for the brand," says Michele
Kay, executive vice president of WPP Group's Grey advertising firm,
which handles the Olive Garden account.
The purported issue here is whether companies should embrace "rogue"
famous fans, even if they're as disreputable as-the two examples
actually used-a Playboy model or a rapper. In other words: how does
corporate America deal with blacks and loose women? Olive Garden, of
course, is foolish. A blond Playboy model perfectly embodies their
outward deliciousness and inner emptiness. Don't let her defect to
Applebee's, you fools.
Teen Mom Chelsea Houska Wants To Pose For Playboy, Dad Says No Way!
Posted on Jun 18, 2012 @ 6:30AM
By Radar Staff Is Chelsea Houska the next Playboy centerfold? Not if her father has anything to do with it! Radaronline.com first reported that the Teen Mom 2
star’s website was shut down because she wasn’t paying the bills. Well,
now the webmaster who she hired to build her site is spilling the beans
on what went down and he’s got the texts to back up his story! PHOTOS: Teen Mom Makes A Splash In A Teeny Weenie Bikini “Chelsea’s father sent me an email over a week ago asking if I could help jumpstart Chelsea’s career after they finish their fourth season of Teen Mom 2, which they are presently taping. I immediately responded after doing some research and said ‘absolutely,’” the webmaster tells CelebrityVIPLounge.com. “Chelsea told me she wanted me to manage her and agreed for me to get
started and would sign the agreement and NDA I sent over and pay me
immediately because she would be off to school that following Monday. I
went ahead and began work and immediately reached out to several
companies for her to endorse her own lines, and worked MANY hours
updating her website and communicating with her back and forth. She then
expressed her interests in posing for Playboy and Maxim magazine, and when I told her that I could make that happen she was so excited. PHOTOS: Babies Before Brides
“The next day however, I got a text from her father stating that Playboy
was not the route that Chelsea wanted to take. Maybe Chelsea was drunk
when she told me that, because she surely said it loud and proud on the
phone in front of her friends, away from her father while at her cabin.” The 20-year-old’s father soon took control of the situation though and began texting to make it clear that, “Playboy is NOT the type of buzz” his daughter wants.
Did Glamour Photoshop Its Trio Of Bikini Clad Covergirls?
UPDATE: Read Glamour editor in chief Cindi Leive’s response here… *** Now, don’t get us wrong — it’s painfully obvious that Crystal Renn, Alessandra Ambrosio and Brooklyn Decker all look super striking posing for the June issue of Glamour.
More, we’ve got to applaud the trio of babes for having the guts to
sport bikinis with gusto (never an easy task, right?) and the forward
thinking mag for representing different body types on their cover.
But based on these behind the scenes candids from the on location shoot,
it looks as if though someone took some liberties with their
retouching. Of course, it could just be really, really good lighting —
but Brooklyn especially looks a little different than the image that
catapulted her to the cover of Sports Illustrated. And you know what? That’s really, really nice to see. On finding her place in the industry, Decker told Glamour, “I got
successful once I accepted I’m athletic, I have boobs. I set my own
standard.” New mom Alessandra Ambrosio told the
magazine, “You see the transformation of a young woman to a [mom].
People relate.” (Sure… people like Gisele maybe.) And speaking out about
her own body and diversity in the industry, plus-size model Crystal
said, “Women will accept themselves when they see more [body]
types….This is the new normal.” We’ll give you that it’s closer to normal. But as a reminder
of what normal actually looks like in its harsh lighting and non-body
elongating poses, we think it’s always helpful to see the real,
unadulterated versions — in all their natural beauty.
So this lame conservative website made a list of
the 20 hottest conservative women in new media. In it they listed a
bunch of women that we KNOW are not conservatives and BOY were we
pissed! Listen conservatives, we know you like to think that libertarians are
your dorky little retarded cousins or something, but we’re not. We are
our own distinct and beautiful political philosophy that stands apart
from conservatism. It’s not that we have anything against you per se,
well maybe your morally superior attitude and stuff but let’s not
quibble, but still, leave our women off your list. There are plenty of
attractive conservative women without you having to gank our ladies
under your Burkean umbrella. So, BACK OFF! In honor of these women who we KNOW are libertarians (even though
they may be personally socially conservative), we decided to make our
own list. And here they are in no particular order. #20. Julie Borowski. This was an easy one. If you haven’t met Julie Borowski in person,
you’re missing out. She’s way cuter in person. Sometimes she may come
off as kinda awkward in her videos, but honestly that’s part of her
charm. She’s got a lot going on in the looks department that she totally
undersells. It’s like she doesn’t even know how cute she is, which sort
of makes her way cuter. Isn’t that always how it is? Plus did you see
her when she was on John Stossel’s show? Oh my laws she looked good.
Token Libertarian Girl – Julie Borowski#19. Libertarian Girl – Real name??? It’s not just the gentlemen who want to be Libertarian Girl’s Khal
Drogo, plenty of ladies have approached me trying to find out who this
Daenarys lookalike is and how they can be her Missandei. You don’t watch
Game of Thrones? Oh, well… you better otherwise you’ll have no chance.
Word on the street is she maybe sort of possibly has a boyfriend? Or a
girlfriend? We don’t know. But unless you have nerd cred, you have no
shot. So get back in line!
#18. Tiffany Madison She’s a project manager for the new Jeffrey Tucker project at Liberty.Me. She also wrote for Washington Times, Policy Mic, The Libertarian Republic, and The Ron Paul Channel. Plus, she’s a smokin’ hot military wife so you know she’s tough as nails. Don’t mess with Madison. #17. Nena Whitfeld Too bad dudes, she just got married last week. But with her beautiful
blue eyes and gorgeous yellow hair, Nena Whitfeld is a shoe-in for this
list. She used to work for Senator Rand Paul but these days she’s
running a non-profit called the Ladies of Liberty Alliance, or LOLA for
short. She’s pretty awesome. Too bad ya ain’t never gonna get it. #16. Michelle Fields Man I get so sick of seeing Michelle Fields on Fox News all the time…
SAID NO ONE EVER! Seriously is this the most beautiful woman alive?
Pretty much. She’s also wicked smart, but unfortunately you don’t get to
see her hardcore libertarian side that much because Fox kind of keeps
her talking about the issues that conservatives agree with. Lately she’s
been shaking it up though, and doing some videos over at PJTV where she’s letting her libertarian freak flag fly a little bit. It’s nice to see. And so is she, of course. #15. Katie Kieffer Katie made the list of conservative women but we know she belongs
here because she is very anti-war and pro personal liberty. Hands off
conservatives. The power of Hayek compels you! #14. Jaclyn Boudreau You don’t know her. Well now you do. And you will know her. We heard
she works over at IHS, which is where the Koch brothers make little baby
libertarians. This woman is 6′ tall gentlemen, so screw your courage to
the sticking place if you ever think you’ll have a chance.
#13. Ashley Edwards You don’t know her either because she’s always been sort of behind
the scenes in the liberty movement. Ashley is the woman that political
insiders call when they need to get sh*t done. She did some work for
Laura Ingraham and the Leadership Institute. Now she’s freelancing and
gearing up to help out in some congressional races across the country. #12. Cathy Reisenwitz Love her or hate her, you cannot deny that Ms. Reisenwitz is one hell
of a beautiful woman. Maybe it’s that IDGAF attitude? You gotta respect
someone who speaks their mind even if you disagree. She’s very, very
pretty. No h8 plz. Cathy writes at her blog Sex and the State here and also at Young Voices Advocates. #11. Kristin Tate Yeah, we’re pretty sure she’s a libertarian too. She works at
Breitbart but she’s never expressed any hardcore neocon or Santorumish
socially conservative viewpoints that we’ve seen. So suck it
conservatives! She’s ours! And oh LAWDY LAWD is she gorgeous. Like… a
perfect 10. Or maybe a 9.5. Nobody’s perfect after all.
#10. Liberty Girl OK so she sort of came out of nowhere and was first spotted as a Ron
Paul delegate from Texas. Her name is Rachel Bolch Thach and she makes
us feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. Now she’s got her own social media following and she’s out there repping liberty at every turn. She’s also got a pretty cool website. But DOWN BOYS she’s married and has beautiful children, so again, you have no chance. Just admire and move along. #9. Patricia Simpson Before you open that big stupid mouth of yours about her weight or
something you better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Patricia
Simpson is a BEAUTIFUL woman. If you ever met you would fall in love.
She’s got gorgeous eyes and a killer smile. Her lipstick is always so
pretty and let me tell you her personality will make your heart race.
Peppermint Patty deserves to be on this list. She would rock your world. #8. Lenore Hawkins You don’t know Lenore? Jeez she was like a STAPLE on Judge Andrew
Napolitano’s FreedomWatch on the Fox Business Network. Oh you didn’t get
Fox Business? Neither did I. Well anyway, she’s a super hot lady who is
a contributor to TheStreet.com and a founding partner at Meritas
Advisors. She also loves liberty and the free market. The smart girls
are always so much hotter. #7. Maureen Fallon Who is this woman? Where did she come from? Why is she just now all
into Ron Paul when the rest of us were on it like in 2008? No one knows
who this mysterious chick is, but all of us are talking about her. Some
say she’s a myth, that she doesn’t exist. Some people think she’s a CIA
honeypot, meant to ensnare libertarian men into falling in love and
turning over their intimate secrets to stop us from taking over the
government one day. One thing’s for sure though, if she does exist,
she’s smokin’ hot and someone to keep an eye on. #6. Lindsey Bolton She’s a lawyer from Louisiana and if you mess with her she will kick…
your… ASS! Seriously, she’s tough as nails and she doesn’t take sh*t
from anyone. But if you do happen to get on her good side, which is not
easy, you are in for a treat. This Southern Belle will break your heart
with her sly charm and cunning linguistics. She’s also a tax lawyer so
she could help you kick the federal government’s big fat butt in court. #5. Whitney Davis She’s frequently posting radical stuff on Facebook and she’s always
out there doing battle with minarchists, reppin’ hardcore
anarchocapitalism every chance she gets. Whitney Davis does a lot of
outreach for Young Americans for Liberty and right now she lives in Los
Angeles and studies electrical engineering. Shocked? Don’t be. She’s
wicked smart and hella beautiful. #4. Corey Hubbard Corey is the wicked temptress of the liberty movement. She’s
everywhere and nowhere at once. Now you see her, now you don’t. One
minute she’s in Paris, the next minute she’s at an End the Fed rally.
Today she’s at a wedding in the UK, but tomorrow she’ll be riding
entourage in Senator Rand Paul’s limo. If you don’t know Corey Hubbard,
you’re probably not that active in the liberty movement, because Corey
knows everyone and everyone who’s anyone knows her. #3. Whitney Neal This badass single mama works at FreedomWorks and she’s responsible
for all the Tea Party grassroots coordination that goes on there. This
titan from Texas is sweeter than sugar and she’s got a super positive
attitude that you’re sure to take a shine to if you ever meet her in
real life. #2. Emily O’Neil Oh woman of our dreams. Ms Emily O’Neil. She wandered into our hearts
a few years ago to campaign for Ron Paul in New Hampshire. She serves
in the National Guard and is currently out doing consulting work. Word
on the street is that she will return when her country needs her most
in 2016 if Rand Paul runs for president.
#1. Jillian Lane Oh LAWDY LAWD! Jillian. Oh Jillian. You with the perfect smile… and
perfect everything else. You work for Senator Rand Paul. You also dance
in our dreams. Ms. Lane, one day… you will be mine. Whoever I am, because no one will ever know who wrote this article. We hope you enjoyed our list! Anyone we left off? Aren’t these ladies
so much more beautiful than the conservative ones? Radicals just get
your blood up more than the prudish conservatives right? Leave your thoughts below.